Yes my loyal subjects it is true...You can now follow me on Twitter!
To read my latest 'Horse Tweets' just simply click on the link below! Hurrah!
StefanMaoMed on Twitter
Viva la Revolution!
Cheers, Steven
Wednesday, 27 April 2011
Exclusive: Hero Horse joins Twitter!
Follow me Comrades - on Twitter!
Yes my loyal subjects it is true...You can now follow me on Twitter!
To read my latest 'Horse Tweets' just simply click on the link below! Hurrah!
StefanMaoMed on Twitter
Viva la Revolution!
Cheers, Steven
Yes my loyal subjects it is true...You can now follow me on Twitter!
To read my latest 'Horse Tweets' just simply click on the link below! Hurrah!
StefanMaoMed on Twitter
Viva la Revolution!
Cheers, Steven
Tuesday, 19 April 2011
Comrades!
ATTENTION!! SIEG HEIL!! HEIL VON MAO-MED!!!
Your leader salutes you his loyal subjects! Please accept my humblest apologies for the long delay since my last communication. The reasons for this are complicated, which I will explain later, but I can assure you that we are still on course to achieve our goals. We WILL conquer the world and turn every living creature into a horse! Hurrah!!
Agenda:
Heroic Leader kidnapped!
The Grand National 2011
Horseology Recruitment
TV Projects update
World Domination Computer
Heroic leader kidnapped!
I will spare you all the horrible details but I was recently kidnapped by Newcastle council! Animal welfare officers grabbed me while I was harmlessly grazing on the Kenton plains, and I was set to be put down as part of a cull operation to cut animal costs following the credit crunch. This is one of the reasons for my lack of communication in recent months. Anyway your humble fabulist was put into a holding pen to await my execution. For days I was tortured and abused. I was kept under lock and key in a tiny room with five other horses in atrocious conditions. With just minutes to spare on the morning of my execution however, you’re brave hero defied the odds with an incredible escape! My trusty steed Herr Wormhawk’s rescue plan hit a snag when he tripped over a series of fences and landed in a pile of horse excrement, but as the guards holding me fell about laughing I used the distraction to kick my tormentors out the way with my mighty hooves and ran off into the sunset! Hurrah!
The Grand National 2011
Once again I won the Grand National. Under the alias of ‘Ballabriggs’ I was ridden really hard by a handsome young Irish jockey and romped to victory! Hurrah!! It was a tough race but once again the best horse won. Sadly my usual jockey Peter Christie once again had to withdraw from the race after failing a late fitness test.
Horseology Recruitment
My hooves of Darkness will be visiting towns and villages across the UK this summer to spread the word about all things Horseology. Also they will be promoting my amazing soon to be released new book, ‘Mein Kampf’. Stay tuned for further details!
TV Projects update
Negotiations are ongoing to get my two TV projects on air. Frustratingly both ‘The Snowmed’ and ‘Mao-Manimal-Med’ have been delayed by endless red tape and bureaucracy. However we have not given up and I hope to soon have news to share with you. Fear not though comrades I currently have other projects in development including: ‘The Wonder Horse Years’, Kevin Mao-Med is a young misunderstood horse in 60’s American Suburbia, Kevin’s rights of passage story follows him through childhood being the only ‘Horseboy’ in his school to his difficult teenage years to finally the day he becomes a full adult horse. Also in production is ‘Monkfeesh’, Peter Christie stars as the hard boiled Wallsend private eye who solves crimes in Newcastle’s seedy underworld. The world weary detective takes to Tyneside's mean streets to catch the deadliest criminals. Along the way Monkfeesh gets help from his two trusty sidekicks Mongmed, a talking horse with magical powers and Pablo, a young Puerto Rican midget boy. Keep an eye on the blog for updates on my TV projects...
Negotiations are ongoing to get my two TV projects on air. Frustratingly both ‘The Snowmed’ and ‘Mao-Manimal-Med’ have been delayed by endless red tape and bureaucracy. However we have not given up and I hope to soon have news to share with you. Fear not though comrades I currently have other projects in development including: ‘The Wonder Horse Years’, Kevin Mao-Med is a young misunderstood horse in 60’s American Suburbia, Kevin’s rights of passage story follows him through childhood being the only ‘Horseboy’ in his school to his difficult teenage years to finally the day he becomes a full adult horse. Also in production is ‘Monkfeesh’, Peter Christie stars as the hard boiled Wallsend private eye who solves crimes in Newcastle’s seedy underworld. The world weary detective takes to Tyneside's mean streets to catch the deadliest criminals. Along the way Monkfeesh gets help from his two trusty sidekicks Mongmed, a talking horse with magical powers and Pablo, a young Puerto Rican midget boy. Keep an eye on the blog for updates on my TV projects...
World Domination Computer
After years of careful planning I have started to build a super computer that will help me rule the world! The Hadron Collider will look like a ZX81 compared to my masterpiece!
The World Domination computer (WDC) uses groundbreaking ‘Horse-fusion’ technology that basically combines cutting edge computer technology with organic horse meat. The living computer-horse organism is then turbo charged with Herr Wormhawk’s special Ace Lager & pease pudding formula to create my astonishing doomsday device. Finally the WDC will be fitted with 'lasers' that will be used to zap humans into horses.
The World Domination computer (WDC) uses groundbreaking ‘Horse-fusion’ technology that basically combines cutting edge computer technology with organic horse meat. The living computer-horse organism is then turbo charged with Herr Wormhawk’s special Ace Lager & pease pudding formula to create my astonishing doomsday device. Finally the WDC will be fitted with 'lasers' that will be used to zap humans into horses.
Viva la Revolution!
Cheers, Steven
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