Comrade!
Welcome to my Blog! Hurrah! It's been a busy week for your humble fabulist but I’ve managed to find a spare 5 minutes to keep you all up to date with what's happening in Horseology and my latest projects.
'Mao-Manimal-Med' Pilot delayed by ITV9
Yes comrades I’m sorry to report that the premier of the Mao-Manimal-Med pilot has been delayed after talks with ITV9 bosses hit a stalemate. We are waiting for confirmation that my fantastic new show will be broadcast by the station but they have appointed a new manager who is not entirely convinced that Mao-Manimal-Med is the type of show for ITV9. Fear not though comrades! I cannot say too much at this stage of the negotiations but I am confident our show will soon be televised. Already we've had interest from TV stations in Peru and Iraq - So we will be victorious!
Evil Human 'Christmas Festival'
It's getting closer to that horrible time of year when humans celebrate the birth of Jesus and celebrate Christmas. As a horse I hate their evil sacred day and once again I will do my utmost to ruin Christmas for everyone. Plans are top secret as you can imagine, but this year I not only plan to steal more brackets but also people's Christmas turkeys and kiddies' presents. Bah Humbug.
Fruit Salad FC
Despite what you may have read in the press, Fruit Salad FC are the greatest Fantasy football league in the world and I am the greatest manager. The evil humans are all against me but I will prove them wrong when I win the league. The latest human propaganda is that I failed to score any points as my team was full of horses. Everyone knows that horses automatically score double points because they are beautiful. My message to these evil humans is...I'll remember.
The Kenton Wall
Once again I cannot reveal too much at this stage but Herr Wormhawk and I have developed plans to build a new Kenton Wall. Named project 'Death Star', the new Wall be even better than the original. Once it's complete I will rule the galaxy!
Viva la revolution!
Cheers, Steven
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