Comrade!
Welcome to my Blog! Hurrah! It's been a busy week for your humble fabulist but I’ve managed to find a spare 5 minutes to keep you all up to date with what's happening in Horseology and my latest projects.
'Mao-Manimal-Med' Pilot delayed by ITV9
Yes comrades I’m sorry to report that the premier of the Mao-Manimal-Med pilot has been delayed after talks with ITV9 bosses hit a stalemate. We are waiting for confirmation that my fantastic new show will be broadcast by the station but they have appointed a new manager who is not entirely convinced that Mao-Manimal-Med is the type of show for ITV9. Fear not though comrades! I cannot say too much at this stage of the negotiations but I am confident our show will soon be televised. Already we've had interest from TV stations in Peru and Iraq - So we will be victorious!
Evil Human 'Christmas Festival'
It's getting closer to that horrible time of year when humans celebrate the birth of Jesus and celebrate Christmas. As a horse I hate their evil sacred day and once again I will do my utmost to ruin Christmas for everyone. Plans are top secret as you can imagine, but this year I not only plan to steal more brackets but also people's Christmas turkeys and kiddies' presents. Bah Humbug.
Fruit Salad FC
Despite what you may have read in the press, Fruit Salad FC are the greatest Fantasy football league in the world and I am the greatest manager. The evil humans are all against me but I will prove them wrong when I win the league. The latest human propaganda is that I failed to score any points as my team was full of horses. Everyone knows that horses automatically score double points because they are beautiful. My message to these evil humans is...I'll remember.
The Kenton Wall
Once again I cannot reveal too much at this stage but Herr Wormhawk and I have developed plans to build a new Kenton Wall. Named project 'Death Star', the new Wall be even better than the original. Once it's complete I will rule the galaxy!
Viva la revolution!
Cheers, Steven
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Sunday, 17 October 2010
The 'Mao-Manimal-Med' Pilot - It's a Wrap!
Attention Comrades!
I'm delighted to announce that last night we finished filming the 'Mao-Manimal-Med' pilot episode. It was a tough shoot and I couldn't have done it without the hard work put in by my crew and of course the hooves of darkness, thanks again guys. Filmed on location in Kenton, Skegness and Newcastle, the ground breaking show will very soon be unleashed on ITV9.
Mao-Manimal-Med is the story of a misunderstood horse with a very special ability. Steven Wong Mao-Med was born a human but one day his wildest dreams came true when he turned into a horse. He soon discovers that he can turn into other animals at will and decides to use his talents to help fight crime. Only two people know Steven's secret - his friend Peter Wormhawk and Monkfeesh, a police detective. Mao-Manimal-Med assists Monkfeesh with cases he is working on, transforming himself into an animal when it becomes useful. Keep checking 'From the Horse's Mouth' for news updates on Mao-Manimal-Med.
Cheers, Steven
I'm delighted to announce that last night we finished filming the 'Mao-Manimal-Med' pilot episode. It was a tough shoot and I couldn't have done it without the hard work put in by my crew and of course the hooves of darkness, thanks again guys. Filmed on location in Kenton, Skegness and Newcastle, the ground breaking show will very soon be unleashed on ITV9.
Mao-Manimal-Med is the story of a misunderstood horse with a very special ability. Steven Wong Mao-Med was born a human but one day his wildest dreams came true when he turned into a horse. He soon discovers that he can turn into other animals at will and decides to use his talents to help fight crime. Only two people know Steven's secret - his friend Peter Wormhawk and Monkfeesh, a police detective. Mao-Manimal-Med assists Monkfeesh with cases he is working on, transforming himself into an animal when it becomes useful. Keep checking 'From the Horse's Mouth' for news updates on Mao-Manimal-Med.
Cheers, Steven
Thursday, 14 October 2010
Human > Horse metamorphosis...Major break through
Comrades,
I would like to share with you some fantastic news!! As many of my esteemed followers will already know, I have been working for many years to perfect the long sought after art of converting a man into a horse and as of today I can proudly announce that I have made a significant step forward in perfecting the process by converting 46.3% of a disabled old man into horse.
No doubt there will be many fools who do not believe and demand proof.........well my friends I bring you proof:
I would like to share with you some fantastic news!! As many of my esteemed followers will already know, I have been working for many years to perfect the long sought after art of converting a man into a horse and as of today I can proudly announce that I have made a significant step forward in perfecting the process by converting 46.3% of a disabled old man into horse.
No doubt there will be many fools who do not believe and demand proof.........well my friends I bring you proof:
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
Comrades!
Hello and welcome to the very first instalment of 'From The Horses Mouth'. Let me introduce myself, my name is Stefan Von Mao-Med. I also go under many other aliases including: Steven Johnson,Lennox , Triplicating Bracket Baron Wonder Horse, Oliver Plunkett, Colonel Wong etc etc.
As some of you may already know I was born a human but have recently changed into a mighty horse. I love horses and will soon be turning the whole world into horses. The main aim of this blog is to let you know what's happening with my mission to conquer the world. I am the leader of Horseology. We do not believe in human Gods. We believe in horses. Also on the blog I wil reveal some of my inner most thoughts and tell you about other projects I am involved in.
Cheers, Steven.
Hello and welcome to the very first instalment of 'From The Horses Mouth'. Let me introduce myself, my name is Stefan Von Mao-Med. I also go under many other aliases including: Steven Johnson,
As some of you may already know I was born a human but have recently changed into a mighty horse. I love horses and will soon be turning the whole world into horses. The main aim of this blog is to let you know what's happening with my mission to conquer the world. I am the leader of Horseology. We do not believe in human Gods. We believe in horses. Also on the blog I wil reveal some of my inner most thoughts and tell you about other projects I am involved in.
Cheers, Steven.
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